Monday, May 28, 2007
ANG ALAMAT NG CRABS: OK. (in connection with my previous blog re: Hell of a summer in gensan, yes, I watched the movie alone..again! putek! it's now three movies in a row!) So I watched pirates... the STANDING-ROOM-because-everyone-else-is-talking-about-it MOVIE. Dang! I expected a lot from the last movie of the "greaaat" trilogy... But sad to say, I was rather disappointed. Sure, there's this wonderfully and marvelously good special effects, cinematography, casting, and all other whatevers for a typical box-office hit movie. The one element that caused my disappointment from the movie was.... its STORY LINE. It was a mess! It was all wrecked and sewn in tupsy-turvy. As the movie progressess, its complexity becomes more complex (ahahaha! bago yun ah! complex complexity!) There were loads of twists and turns. It was so whatever that in the end, my face was like : BLANK!
Even though I was perplexed by the movie's complexity... I uncovered the secret behind the Pirates of the Carribean 3. The true essence of the Movie... The story behind it all! Yes, and I will reveal it in this blog! And you're lucky because you're reading this now! Just promise me one thing... Don't ever tell anyone what you will know because the Pirates of the Carribean producers would sue me if they found out it unveiled their secret and posted it in this blog. Because they intend that people must discover this secret by themselves. So here it is... are you ready? Really? Ok, Enough of this crap! The story behind Pirates of the Carribean 3 is... ANG ALAMAT NG CRABS (The origin of Crabs) Yes, you've read it right... It's about the origin of those diabolic and devlish crabs that sliced my finger while we were in Costa! The Alamat of the crabs started ever since Part I- the curse of the black pearl and so as with Part II-the Dead Man's chest. During the time when great pirate voyages were rampant, there were no crabs at all, only stone demons- which, is an ancestor of the crabs. They are white and round... When they wake up, these stone demons have features similar to that of the modern-day crabs. They have this bi-valves that can slice anyone...they have these antenna eyes...and those creepy "spider-like" legs. However, they spend there lives more of as a stone. They only become "alive" when a great Goddess will summon them. These ancestral stone demons can be best seen in the movie when Calibso called upon them to help witty Jack move the Black Pearl. So what's it connection with the Alamat ng crabs? NOTHING! It's just that they have thesame features with that of a crab. OK, so the events in the first two pirate movies were perfectly planned so that the birth of crabs will come! I mean, the meeting of all the characters, the conflict between pirates and the long-haired guys (are those french people?), Davy Jones, Calibso, Elizabeth Schwan, everything! It was a great divine plan for the crabs. So, In the third movie, in the scence when the pirate lords released Calibso from her human imprisonment, (By the way, I was so amazed to see a black goddess! firts time in the history of movies! she was like those dolls called Cabbage Patch!) the goddess, knowing that Davy Jones betrayed her, was sooo angry!!!! She was soo pissed that she disintegrated into tiny, hard, "shelly" sea-animal... And that was the birth of these creatures! TEEDAN! and that was the alamat of the crabs- the secret behind the pirates of the carribean 3 movie! yoohoo!
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By the way, they named it CRABS because it rhymes with CALIBSO (Crap! I'm getting really stupid!)
Sepia-toned life
Adios. I'm quite melancholic at the moment. I still have this sort of "hang over" from the happenings in the last two days. Yep, the last days of my pisay life... the last days of my youthful High school life... the last days of the paragons.
Graduation day. The last link in our chain of memories. The day we've all been waiting for. Every bit of emotions were mixed and stirred... Some were happy, some were sad... while others cant explain the feelings they have for the moment. Well, i really cannot discern if the momentum was right. Honestly, I was about to cry... I was in deep pain. I can remember my other batch mates saying, sana paggising natin bukas, freshmen field day ulet. Haha. If only...
Graduation Ball. One of the best nights in my life. No one was emo... everyone was in a party mode. Everyone was exchanging laughs and hugs. I was euphoric the whole time... until, something happened. Oh, scratch that.
The Last day. This was officially our last day. Many took pictures, many asked for cellphone numbers, and all... Everyone exchanged goodbyes... I was bringing my bag and walked towards the gate and as I glanced into Pisay's glamor and majesty, I can't help to make my eye teary. I went to the guardhouse and for the last time, I signed in the log book...
Name: Nazareth, Christian james
Log.out: March 30, 2007
Log.in: I don't know
Destination: The outside world
During my trip to the bus terminal, everyone was texting emo stuffs. I even wished that the traffic lights would forever be red... i did not long to see it turning green. Well, I said to myself, life must go on... But still, there are memories that attaches me to the past. Yes, life must surely go on... but pisay will forever live in me... the paragons will forever be tattooed in my heart.
Adios for now... See you soon paragons!
